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Guy Ritchie and Madonna
(26 Oct 2008)
Madonna and I have quite a bit in common. For one thing, we're about the same age and for another,
well... this is a bit secret, but I suppose it's all right to tell you... we both visit the same
charity shop. There. I knew you'd be shocked. Mind you, I've got a reason. It sells coffee near
the studio where I record your
spoken forecasts
when I visit London.
Quite why a woman worth 300 million needs to rummage through the bric-a-brac
is more of a mystery. Perhaps I'll ask her, next time I see her. Hmmm. Maybe I'll just cast her
horoscope and draw my own conclusions. No point in upsetting a woman who can punch harder than
Joe Calzaghe. Joe by the way, is an Aries. I quite fancy his chances against Aquarian Roy Jones Jr
next month in New York.
Madonna, though, is a Leo and Guy is a Virgo. If that turns into a proper fight, nobody
will win. But according to their horoscopes, these two have actually had a 'meaningful relationship'
based on real respect and understanding. The lawyers, once they get to work, will deepen the divide,
but Lourdes, Rocco and David may yet help them find a way to bridge it.
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